Jun. 13th, 2016 08:50 pm
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So I walk into Boots with an idea of finding a nice soft baby brush to brush Mira's tummy because she likes having her tummy stroked but the metal comb we have would hurt her.

Assistant in Boots is walking through the baby aisle and sees a lost looking person and offers to help.
She shows lost person to a plastic baby brush and comb set.
Lost person says - Oh thank you, but no, it would hurt her tummy.
Assistant goes off to help someone else.

I re-run the conversation in my head but from the Assistant's side.  There are other chemists I can go to while I live in Birmingham, possibly for several decades.
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On the first day of Christmas my ickle kitty gave to me a laddered pair of tights
On the second day of Christmas the fur baby gave to me two 'filled' slippers
On the third day of Christmas puddy tat gave to me three little vomits
On the fourth day of Christmas moggy gave to me four dead spiders
On the fifth day of Christmas thunder paws gave to me FIVE AM
On the sixth day of Christmas fuzz butt gave to me six hairy socks
On the seventh day of Christmas cattus felinus  gave to me seven  litter misses
On the eighth  day of Christmas bag of puss  gave to me eight playful scratches
On the ninth day of Christmas gerrofyabugger gave to me nine dribbled patches
On the tenth day of Christmas Madame Claws gave to me ten loud snores
On the eleventh day of Christmas catlet gave to me eleven scattered kibbles
On the twelfth day of Christmas that darned cat gave to me twelve loud meows
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I became allergic to quite a few things but including cats about sixteen years ago.  It followed a long stay in hospital.  I was and raised in the country and have often been told I can't be allergic but I am.

Various experiments of sniffing visiting various pet owning homes and sniffing various cats belonging to friends have taught me the following;

1. It amuses peoples although the cats' reactions range from disgust to "oh, the can opener is showing me love".
2. Houses without wall to wall carpets mean I'm less likely to have a reaction.
3. Shorter haired cats (Buzz, Ish, Horus, Lester) are better which runs contrary to advice I've found on the net.
4. Boy cats seem easier which again is contrary to advice I've found on the net.
5. I sometimes react to maine coons and sometimes to other long haired cats but recently didn't react to a long haired cat but that was at a wooden floored house.
6. Abyssinians seem to cause no problems.(Ish & Potchka)

So I'd love a Norwegian Forest Cat.  Am I dreaming?


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